matt is the DUMBEST bitch

twitch-eaglehart:

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

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suditalia:

grocery store: *plays some funky 80s song*

my poor mother: please dont

me, immediately dancing in the middle of the aisle:

Originally posted by mrthisbody

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black–banners–raised:

cybergata:

Sandra Dee Lutheran

Lost in the sauce

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lubricates:

dawnokeefe:

the-incedible-sulk:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

orange-twilight:

i am shook to my goddamn CORE. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

peak LGBT ally is robert pattinson and taylor lautner kissing each other so that kristen stewart didn’t have to be straight live on TV

OKAY BUT LOOK AT HER FACE! LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS THAT HES NOT MAKING HER GO THROUGH WITH WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT

The movies might have sucked, but the actors have redeeming qualities

every single thing robert pattinson ever does is intentionally genetically engineered to make stephenie meyer’s mormon blood boil hot enough for her to feel the constant neverending pain he experienced having to make and promote her movies for all those years. this is more than lgbt allyship. this is revenge.

SORRY GIRLS

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daiseokkie:

the first five emotes on your recently used emojis describe you as a person ready set go

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libertypical:

glumshoe:

The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch men give you when they read you as male:

The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch men give you when they read you as female:

The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch your friends give you:

The “excuse me, I’m passing behind you” touch I give people regardless of gender

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itsallavengers:

Srysly tho Peter Parker would be such a Good Dad..,, he saw Miles and it took him three whole minutes to go from disliking kids to immediately adopting one…… he even has the Soft Dad Tummy for those premium hugs…. Peter B. Parker would be a GOOD DAD

prodigaldaughteralice:

A parallel I thought was cute. He learnt from Connie!